EVIL, Pure evil! It brings with it screaming, crying, and
complete chaos for my 2 year old.
So far we’ve had a pretty easy road. My old daugher (now 4 years old) never
really made us suffer through the infamous “Terrible Twos”. She's had fits here and there and is
excessively stubborn, but is also people pleaser, so a tantrum in the middle
of a grocery store would have been too embarrassing for her. I didn’t truly appreciate this until my
sweet, wild child Annie came along!
My 2 year old Annie is quite a character. She’s never met a
stranger, you never have to wonder what she’s thinking, and she is the most
hilarious person she’s ever met.
That being said, she’s also 2, VERY 2!
She decides what she wants and that’s what she’s going to
get-at least that’s how her plan goes-then Evil Mommy gets in the way of
toddler glory, poor Annie!
On this particular day, Evil Mommy brought out the
kryptonite of Annie-Broccoli! She didn’t flinch at first, she finished everything
else on the plate, then decided she was done. She quietly climbed out of her chair, attempting to draw as
little attention to herself as possible and then silently (and literally)
tip-toed away from the table.
Solid plan and execution on her part: the only problem, Evil
broccoli-serving Mommy saw the whole thing.
As with any good vs. evil plot, Evil Mommy soon had captured
her and placed her back in the precarious position at the table, with broccoli
back in her path. She didn’t know
what to do next, after all, her getaway was flawless and it didn’t even come
close to tricking her evil adversary.
Then she came up with plan B-she grabbed the plate of broccoli and threw
it as hard as she could right at Evil Mommy, then as quickly as possible made her
escape. BUT she was no match for
Evil Mommy’s speed-before she knew it she was back in that same seat in a
face-off once again with that horrible vegetable.
What’s a toddler to do?! Well, in this case, she activated
her “Chaos Scream”-she yelled, cried, and squirmed, but to no avail. Evil Mommy
didn’t even flinch. After 2 hours,
Annie admitted defeat, and fell asleep, still at the table facing off with the
Kryptonite Broccoli.
When she awoke, the entrancing powers of Evil Mommy were too
strong to defeat, so she peacefully ate the broccoli-come to find out, it was
not kryptonite at all. It was the
key to her release. As soon as she
swallowed, Evil Mommy disappeared, Good Mommy came, helped her out of her
chair, and she was released to play another day.
We’re never sure when the next battle between Annie and Evil
Mommy will happen-it could be any moment, but Annie is always ready,
unfortunately for her, so is Evil Mommy!
Share with me your stories/tricks/tips on getting your toddlers/kids to eat their veggies
Share with me your stories/tricks/tips on getting your toddlers/kids to eat their veggies
